bl2e:
Regarding his outfit for New Years:
“Taz Vest in in full effect. I’m gonna sit in the corner sippin’ gin and tonic blowin’ smoak O’s and you all are gonna fucking WISH you could match the swag I’m packing. Elder statesmen over here, such is the swag of the west. False prophets take heed, I’m smoking your weed. Rockin’ turbans all day, get out tha way. I’m jesus, ya’ll squalls. Suck my holy balls. Solar powered swagger cannon, Convergin’ like Jake Bannon. Surk a durk, twist a turk. Great nation of Hungary deliver my soul to the grey havens, for all eternity I will feast on the flesh of Frodo!
This is Tom. He’s my favorite.
